In honour of Mother's Day 2010, a site called "Mother's Day Central" posted a list of the top 31 TV mothers of all time. Don't know what the criteria were; don't think it matters. Other reputable sources like "Access Hollywood" followed suit with their own list.
Well, I thought I would add another TV mother list to the virtual heap of nothingness.
My list has only one criteria for judgement. That is, adolescent male horniness.
A desire for sex, CHECK. The object of that desire, fictional TV mothers, CHECK.
This list exhibits the temporary period where a common hormonal sex phase in males, overlaps with the social and demographic proliferation of television. Most will grow beyond it with age and emotional maturity.
This list in no way suggests nor promotes the desire to fornicate with one's own mother. Need I remind you that these women are paid actors and only play the characters of mothers on Television. The list in no way suggests a true Oedipal urge nor is it meant to encourage any sick preverts with blood Mommy humping fantasies.
If you feel like Norman Bates when you read this list, please, log off immediatley and call 911. Tell the operator that you are an admitted sick prevert who is having a psychological emergency involving your own mother.
TOP 10 TV MILFS of ALL TIME:
Angela Bower (Who's the boss)
Clair Huxtable (The Cosby Show)
Debra Barone (Everybody Like Raymond)
Elyse Keaton (Family Ties)
Jill Taylor (Home Improvement)
Laura Petrie (Dick Van Dyke Show)
Marion Cunningham (Happy Days)
June Cleaver (Leave it to the Beev)
Maggie Malone Seaver (Growing Pains)
Peggy Bundy (Married With Children)
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