It was expensive, yes. But intriguing.
Abundance Naturally, the makers of Bowel Buddy, is a family business run by father/daughter team of Shannon O’Brien and Bill O’Brien.
Abundance of what? In the case of Bowel Buddy, I can guess.
Seems the company is in Australia, and they make a number of health conscious natural products. They have several product lines, but when I check the Abundance Naturally line, there is nothing else with a name even close Bowel Buddy.
Then I thought, this is a company that I could work with, and who could profit from my creative mind. Here are some other product names I am suggesting for future Abundance all natural products:
PROSTATE PAL: Bombards the prostate with the goodness of the American dwarf palm tree, opens the road and helps remove tolls from the piss highway.
ANAL ALLY: A concoction using pureed oak bark in some concentration, works to retract and level hemorrhoids, and occasionally bloody stools.
MAMMARY MATE: During lactation, this product containing barley and swamp grass can increase the milk load and swell those baby boob taps to the maximum.
COLON COMRADE: Amp up the colon into a roller coaster of poo processing. Flax seeds, milkthistle extract and fermented goat urine prove a powerful engine of evacuation.
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