Creatures. Love them or eat them

I am getting tired of having my home invaded by the lesser creatures of the planet.

First, it was:



Now, we are overwhelmed by:



What horror does the future hold? Locusts? Reptiles? Pubic lice?
Regardless of what I try, I can't seem to stop them, so I am reduced to the following two choices:



And:




Or course number 2:




And



I'm a man dammit, so if I can't drive them from my house, I choose option 2.