I am Toad Man
Has he lost his mind
He could drink a drunkard blind
Can he talk at all
If he walks will he just fall
He's a man apart,
Smokes his doobies in the dark
Offends all he sees
Takes a leak in company
Is he straight or drunk
Used to work by crushing junk
Drops his pants in the hall
Will he trip upon his balls
Nobody wants him
They just turn their heads
Nobody helps him
Now he has revenge
If you saw his dick
It would shock you to the quick
Shabby beard and crazy hair
Lives his life without a care
Baseball cap on his head
Brings a can of beer to bed
It's no use to fight
Toad will take you in the night
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